Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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McNelsoni work at a certain retail store that we shall call fwAP, for that rhymes with its name. its a single level shop in my home city and the door into the back is accessed via the fitting rooms. enter myself and my manager heading back at end of the day to cash up, and discovering a certain... pungence. upon further investigation said pungence erupts from semi closed fitting room in the form of a hair flailing arm waving stench dropping tramp, eye watering odour trail and all.
Next morning said pungence has not disappeared. hmmm says i, looking into his fitting rom and noticing a small brown mark at the top, *takes one step right* and in the next fitting room, several pieces of mr whippy turd, showered against the opposite wall. Said tramp had managed to catch and throw a mr whippy whilst hiding in our fitting rooms, then legged it for fear of discovery. one problem. BRIGHT RED COAT. much bannage ensued, and much closage and cleanage also.
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Regards
(, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 15:20, Reply)
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