Personal Hygiene
There comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
There comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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Two out of three aint bad
Meatloaf once sang:
Now don't be sad (don't be sad 'cause)
'Cause two out of three ai-ain't bad
Not in my experience, that experience being visiting the Cornerhouse pub in Brum city centre where a large, long haired barmaid, approximately mid 20's (looks a bit like Meatloaf actually) stinks to high heaven of BO has been working there on two out of the three visits I've made.
I don't like those odds so I won't be going again.
This woman seriously stinks (or ronks as we say in my neck of the woods) she has by my estimate, about a 3m radius of thick, putrid, ingrained malodorous stench that lingers where she has waddled. It makes your freshly poured pint of real ale turn faster than Wonder Woman getting changed.
To sum up, a pub to avoid.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2007, 16:09, Reply)
Meatloaf once sang:
Now don't be sad (don't be sad 'cause)
'Cause two out of three ai-ain't bad
Not in my experience, that experience being visiting the Cornerhouse pub in Brum city centre where a large, long haired barmaid, approximately mid 20's (looks a bit like Meatloaf actually) stinks to high heaven of BO has been working there on two out of the three visits I've made.
I don't like those odds so I won't be going again.
This woman seriously stinks (or ronks as we say in my neck of the woods) she has by my estimate, about a 3m radius of thick, putrid, ingrained malodorous stench that lingers where she has waddled. It makes your freshly poured pint of real ale turn faster than Wonder Woman getting changed.
To sum up, a pub to avoid.
( , Fri 23 Mar 2007, 16:09, Reply)
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