Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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"Does my breath look green to you?"There was this kid in school called Alex Hayes. He was THE ugliest looking beggar you have ever seen. He was spotty, greasy, smelled horrendus, had braces, the worst breath you could imagine, etc. The perfect bullying target.
Some of his memorable quotes include:
"Boys, can you see yellow in my braces? It's cause I had a curry last night and didn't brush my teeth"
"No, Im not having a shower after games, I had one last week"
"Does my breath look green to you?"
"Is my hair supposed to have bits in it?"
Needless to say, we all stayed away from him, but he used to follow us round.
One day he got in a locker (who knows why), so we tipped it so the door was against the floor..... right before we went to lessons. During lunch we decided to get him out, and while we were doing it, a teacher came in and asked us why we making sculptures with the furniture... teacher went, we let Alex out, and he legged it, only for us to see a puddle of foul smelling water left behind.......
(, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 16:24, Reply)
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