Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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The FIRST Mrs. KiteNow the current Mrs Kite is a fragrant, clean creature but her predecessor was a stinky whore. She never showered, bathed once a week (but bizarely shaved her arms every other day ?!). But the worst was one day we were getting amorous and I decided to "go down" on her...so im about to get intimate and I get a rich, cheesy whiff from her biffer, look closesly and (without being too graphic or FrankSpencerish here) the gap between her Labia Majora (look on Wikipedia) and her inner thigh was FULL of smeg - about the size of a Dairylea triangle !
*shudders*
(, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 22:55, Reply)
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