Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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HeadphonesNever lend your nice £70 Technics headphones, which give such a beautiful sound it could almost a grown man cry and are the best things you've ever listened to music through after spending a week breaking them in, to the skankest bloke you know.
When I got them back they where covered in so much ear wax it made me wretch at the though of ever wearing them again, they sat on my floor unused for a month before I could bare to throw them away. Thanks Mike.
(, Sun 25 Mar 2007, 2:01, Reply)
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