Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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Western toiletsThere's a toilet at my university gymnasium women's changeroom that I absolutely refuse to use, even though I know it's been cleaned and disinfected and this happened at least 12 months ago. We have many international students at our school, and some are used to squat toilets. There's a lot to be said for squat toilets - it's supposed to be healthier, somehow - and having tried to use them, I can appreciate how going from that to trying to use a Western toilet would be like trying to shit standing up. I don't even like shitting in a toilet that's "too tall" for me (I'm 5' 0"), so I know how they feel.
Even so, was it necessary, after squatting on the toilet seat to replicate that at-home feeling, to leave a great huge Bondi cigar on the seat? Would it have killed you to grab a huge wad of toilet paper and wipe it into the bowl? Or are you some kind of freak who gets her jollies from pooing on public toilet seats?
You know who you are, hellbitch.
(, Sun 25 Mar 2007, 6:02, Reply)
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