Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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unhygienic pronI'm tempted, but efforts so far have repulsed even me. So I'll give you the ingredients and you can make your own:
1) A 25-stone hooker called Diane
2) 66FF tits with nipples like rolos and brown aureoles like saucers.
3) The smell of mackeral
4) A crusty and alarmingly hairy back passage
5) A light moustache and four rotting teeth.
6) A wager that I'll win £250,000 if I go through the entire Kama Sutra with her.
(, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 9:25, Reply)
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