Personal Hygiene
There comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
There comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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My grandmother.
I know, I know, shes old and cant help it, and I do love her really, but sometimes it just gets too much, so allow me my rant.
My nan, who I live with, is a fearsome woman who should be avoided in the mornings at the best of times. Not because of her bad mood, more because of a wish to start the day off on a good note, not a crazy-old-lady-smelling-of-wee kind of way. It wouldnt be that bad, but she insists on picking your most hungover mornings for her kitchen-cleaning ritual, which involves covering the entire kitchen in bleach. Have you ever smelt old woman and bleach? Sort of a mixture of salmon and...well, bleach.
*boke*
( , Mon 26 Mar 2007, 21:12, Reply)
I know, I know, shes old and cant help it, and I do love her really, but sometimes it just gets too much, so allow me my rant.
My nan, who I live with, is a fearsome woman who should be avoided in the mornings at the best of times. Not because of her bad mood, more because of a wish to start the day off on a good note, not a crazy-old-lady-smelling-of-wee kind of way. It wouldnt be that bad, but she insists on picking your most hungover mornings for her kitchen-cleaning ritual, which involves covering the entire kitchen in bleach. Have you ever smelt old woman and bleach? Sort of a mixture of salmon and...well, bleach.
*boke*
( , Mon 26 Mar 2007, 21:12, Reply)
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