Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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Mrs. Kite's experiencesI was telling Mrs. Kite some of these HIDEOUS stories and she reminded me of some which happened to her. She worked in nursing for some time, mainly Elderly ( Demenetia ). Here are a choice few.
1) Chap wakes in the night, needs a slash so he pees in a plastic washing bowl (which was in his room). Fine, he then puts it somwhere safe; the top of his wardrobe. So, like some old slapstick comedy, Mrs Kite enters his room, goes to his wardrobe and opens the door to get some clean clothes out...and the bowl of (by now) cold piss falls on her head. How she laughed.
2) Old guy wanders into kitchen (should have been locked) on the morning shift and proceeds to wee in (unplugged) toaster. Now, for some reason it was not binned (I think it needed to be oficially condemned by estates or somesuch) and its just left on the side. Afternoon staff are informed "Dont use the pissy toaster" but they forgot to tell the night shift. Guess which shift decided to have toast that night !
3) Mum in law (worked nights at the same place Mrs Kite did) and one night was chivying the last few patients off to bed. One old guy's over by the TV, fiddling with something. She goes to him, turns him round just as he ejaculates all up her arm. But hey at least he could still do it I guess. Kudos.
There are even more I assure you.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 16:27, Reply)
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