Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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not a student tale....fer a changebut I was one at the time: I was working in an old folks home and 'Larry' came into breakfast with a shit stripe a good foot wide down his back and matching four inch stripes down the back of both legs...
ses I: Larry, have you had an accident?
nope ses Larry,
did you have problems last night larry?
nope? are you sure?
& Larry ses: are you askin if I've shat meself???
being a wuss I used teh tongs to help him take his clothes off/bedsheets n all in the washer-the hardest bit was pushing him into the shower...not only a soap dodger he was pretty nimble avoiding water too.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 16:39, Reply)
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