Personal Hygiene
There comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
There comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
« Go Back
Being sick out of a car
Another one was I was driving up the motorway early one morning following a friend's truck who was towing a racecar back from a circuit. His girlfriend was driving because he'd had a heavy night on the booze.
All of a sudden he leaned out of the window and threw up into the slipstream. It went all down the side of the truck and all over the racecar. It took him a long time to live that one down.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2007, 12:15, Reply)
Another one was I was driving up the motorway early one morning following a friend's truck who was towing a racecar back from a circuit. His girlfriend was driving because he'd had a heavy night on the booze.
All of a sudden he leaned out of the window and threw up into the slipstream. It went all down the side of the truck and all over the racecar. It took him a long time to live that one down.
( , Wed 28 Mar 2007, 12:15, Reply)
« Go Back