Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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Being sick out of a car IIA friend of mine was also sick out the car window as i was driving past a lorry, all was good and vomit was flying out the window, admittedly all down the car but thats what car washes are for.
Until i passed the lorry and the wind changed direction, blowing vomit back into the car. The girl in the back (who i was trying to pull) got covered, i got covered, the seats got covered. I was feckin fuming, swung the car over three lanes onto the hard shoulder, swung my door open, stormed round, swung his door open, and would have swung for him.
Except his face was covered in a mask of sick, with just 2 eyeholes visible, he had long jesus hair as well so that was a matted mess of carrot chunks. Well i just pissed myself, though not as much as when we got to Leeds and took him into the new flag ship Ted Baker store to get some new clothes for the night out.
You know how stuck up sales people can be in designer shops, well considering my mate shops at Millets (outdoor / camping store) anyway, and was covered in sick, they nearly chased us out the store til they realised there wash cash to be made.
(, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 13:20, Reply)
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