Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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lady face hairA post further down reminded me of a girl I know. She's a nice enough girl - polite, well turned out (especially for someone who's a little...shapely) but when I was talking to her in the pub a while back I noticed a big old mole on her cheek that had about four or five thick hairs coming out of it. Each of these hairs was a good centimetre long, if not more, but for some reason she'd declined to pluck them. In the end it was all I could think about and had to end the conversation cos I knew that I'd start randomly saying "mole" a la Uncle Buck. It's all in the details girls...
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yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 16:14,
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