Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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Smelly Stalkey Mc'EmoHe's got a smell you can whiff from a clear mile. As you would expect, he is a little bit of an exile from college yet continues to go and smell the place up, as you do.
Sometimes the odour is so overpowering that it forces some people to yell "SOAP! BUY ONE GET ONE FREE" at the top of their lungs, in the middle of a town centre as a sign of protest from their noses. Another popular catchphrase amongst the group, obviously, is "It's called soap!". This is where the 'Smelly' in the nickname comes from.
Not only does he offend everyone around him without even communicating, he offends the folk even more when he does. 3 people i know (2 of which i have/have had relations with, but thats a tangent)have been the target of his stalky-ness. This includes a mixture of phonecalls and text messages . I
And to round off, on the final point. He reeks. So he has few (no?) friends. Of course he's an emo!
And thus, Smelly Stalkey Mc'Emo is born.
Length? could be anything with the lack of washing....
Blue ;-)
(, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 17:07, Reply)
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