Pet NamesI once knew a cat called Lenin. It got diarrhea so they renamed it Trotsky. Tell us the name of your pet - but only if you've got an amusing or interesting reason for it. Tiddles need not apply.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 25 Feb 2004, 13:33)
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Fish are rubbishA friend of mine had been pestering his mum for a pet dog for ages but she wasn't having any of it. In compromise - and to shut him up - she bought him a goldfish. My mate, less than impressed with this gesture, called the goldfish 'Shithead'.
It eventually died when, after being pestered to clean the bowl out because of the smell, my mate sprayed anti-perspirant in the bowl suffocating poor Shithead.
In other animal name related news - the best cat name ever is David Baddiel's - Chairman Meow.
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