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I once knew a cat called Lenin. It got diarrhea so they renamed it Trotsky. Tell us the name of your pet - but only if you've got an amusing or interesting reason for it. Tiddles need not apply.

(, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 13:33)
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My Rabbit was called Jetset
cos she was both jet black and jet powered.

She used to do this great trick when it was time to go back outside where she'd hide under the sofa till you stretched out on your tummy to see what she was up to, then she'd sort of piruette in a circle on one of her hind legs whilst piddling so that a 180° arc of warm rabbit wee would stream forth into your eyes.

She was fab though - so I forgave her -she really didn't like to go back into the garden though.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2004, 16:32, Reply)
I had 2 rats given...
...to me on 21st Birthday by my housemates at the time. When they were revealed to me one was at the top of the cage, clinging on for dear life. It reminded me of the film Cliff Hanger so I named it Sly.

The 2nd one was put on top of my head by someone and it promptly released the biggest piss I have ever seen a small creature do. It reminded me of "Pisser Jed" from one of Lee Evans' videos so I named it Jed.

...they we both girl rats. I only locked them in their cage at night. opening their cage door 1st thing in the morning and closing just before I went to bed. They had free roam of my bedroom. They never chewed anything except paper and would quite often make a nest in the bottom drawer of my desk. Sometimes I would wake up in the middle of the night being licked on the face by one of them if I'd forgotten to lock them up.


Edit: Oh yea... that they liked smoking spliffs. If I had guests and we were having a cheeky one and left it in the ashtray, one of them would soon realise and try and steal it!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2004, 16:30, Reply)
pet names
At uni we had three pet rats named Cactus Rat, Rat Van-Damm and Rat Mysterio, because we're sad and like wrestling.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2004, 16:28, Reply)
i had a kitten called 'Pigalong'
shortened to 'The Pig'. we moved and he ran away. i imagine he ended up in some fat arabs curry.

(, Thu 26 Feb 2004, 16:27, Reply)
My Auntie had a dog...
Called Rover, who was agrophobic ironically enough. She also had a dog called Toby who made crappy beer. Both now sadly dead.

I had a Budgie called nipper, who nipped my drunken uncle one Christmas and as a result poor Nipper was kicked across the room and then stamped on rendering nipper a mess on the carpet. Ahhh the casual booze related violence of families in the 70's....great days.

Oh & my auntie has a new dog called Max (after Mr. Gibsons 'Mad Max') who has coincidentally, and a little spookily, just outraged the local jewish community of Witham with his film of the Crucifixtion.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2004, 16:08, Reply)
mixing my toasties
Our rabbits were called Dave and Denise. Dave used to invent stuff in his potting shed. They're both dead now (sigh...)
(, Thu 26 Feb 2004, 15:59, Reply)
Morgoth is an ace name for a cat...and on a similar note I have a cat called Fenriz....so named because it resembles the geezer from Darkthrone, wearing corpsepaint!

\m/ { . . } \m/
(, Thu 26 Feb 2004, 15:45, Reply)
Down the road
there used to be a three legged Jack Russell, tastefully named Tripod.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2004, 15:22, Reply)
i live with two cats and their names are 'holly' and 'ivy' holly talks to me.....my other cat llives with my dad and shes called shadow-she lives in the basement......she likes to live in the shadows
(, Thu 26 Feb 2004, 15:07, Reply)
the next door neighbors pet........
their dog was called "poopy" for some reason........it was the oldest dog ever and all it did was lay there.......their other dog was called babe.....dont ask.....they wernt very good at nameing animals
(, Thu 26 Feb 2004, 15:04, Reply)
FUD the dog
My neighbours had a datschund, it was pretty old, it's head kind of pointed slightly left of centre all the time, like it was turning to look at something but got stuck like that. We used to watch it walking around their garden from my bedroom window. It would walk around in a big circle following the direction it's head was pointing for ages, until it eventually just fell over on its side. Poor little bastard. We named it Fucked Up Dog, or FUD.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2004, 14:54, Reply)
my brothers hapmster was named lucky
no the funny bit, it could be more unlucky being ended up with our house after nearly begin eaten by our dog twice and lost in the house for days upon end it almost suceeded in committing suicude by escaping from its cage and climbing to the top of it (the whole cage was on a rather large bookshelf) and then threw it self off, this didnt kill..unfortunatly because later that month we all went on holiday for the week, a few days when we came back someone noticed that it was being 'slow' and 'sluggish' when someone noted that the water bottle was empty, and even more, had been empty since before we left and the poor little glorified rat was seriously dehydrated, not long after that it did go to the big running wheel in the sky and endith the ledgend of 'lucky'
(, Thu 26 Feb 2004, 14:49, Reply)
I used to have a cat called Trex
Dr Spooner would be pleased;
Trex - Cooking Fat
F*****g Cat
(, Thu 26 Feb 2004, 14:49, Reply)
Pet Names
My cat is called Morgoth. He is an utter bastard. Took down a seagull once. Now lives in Carlisle (long story involving an ex-girlfriend and allergies) where, I am reliably informed, he contrived to eat the next door neighbour's child's new Guinea Pig on Boxing Day. The beast is a monster with no remorse.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2004, 14:48, Reply)
I have 2 Cats....
They are called Mario (The Fat One) and Luigi (Skinny Whiney one) and if i have a dog I am gonna call it Yoshi.!!!
(, Thu 26 Feb 2004, 14:43, Reply)
Pet Names
My cocker spaniel is called Jarvis... So I guess you can see what I did there?
(, Thu 26 Feb 2004, 14:41, Reply)
My pug is called Mr. Bongo...

People laugh at me when I call it at the park when he's running off sniffing sticks with his tongue smacking his forhead.

(, Thu 26 Feb 2004, 14:40, Reply)
Solong the Cat
Hi. My cat's belly once made a sound that sounded like it said, "So long!" as though it were going out on a trip somewhere. Since then, the cat's been known as Solong. I hope he says something else someday.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2004, 14:39, Reply)
I have decided
I've not checked but it should have been said, and if not, it should be known. Porno names. Your porno name is taken from your first pet's name and your mothers maiden name/street name (dependant on area.) When I have a kid, if it's a boy their first pet is going to be called foot long cock and if girl, horny cocksmoker. It's a no brainer isn't it? they'll thank me at the age of 13
(, Thu 26 Feb 2004, 14:36, Reply)
Ive got a cat called "Shouty" he shouts for his food and loves to talk. He also likes scratching and biting us ...
(, Thu 26 Feb 2004, 14:27, Reply)
I had 3 gerbils
named Dolly, Molly and Polly.

And they were forever fighting. It was really quite rather slapstick watching them. Hmm. But then they all died within a week of each other, they lived for years though. We even made them a neat little perspex maze that rested at teh bottom of their perspex cage, covered in sawdust. They loved that.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2004, 14:23, Reply)
I had 3 mice
when I was 17 and still living at home.
I named them Lucifer, Sigmund & Dalek
after my favourite hallucinogen
(, Thu 26 Feb 2004, 13:57, Reply)
I've got some fish.
One of them being a plec (algae eater) - I named it Mr.T. Why? Because it was a big sucker.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2004, 13:56, Reply)
shaggmaserfunk is not the only b3tan with a cat named "Smeg".
For I have one also. I think there's a factory somewhere.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2004, 13:42, Reply)
ok, i got 2 fish, called Tico (tea-ko) and Cito (key-toe) i dunno y, i WAS gonna call the Irn and Bru, but that was 2 obsessive, i also got a spider called trevor who recently gave birth, makes no sence at all but the spider reminds me of a guy that goes round Newton rigg askin where everyones at, and if they ain't in, he chases them up
(, Thu 26 Feb 2004, 13:30, Reply)
Pet Names
I got my cat after watching a couple of episodes of Red Dwarf one Saturday night.

I didn't know what sex the cat was and therefor needed a unisex name.

I decided to call her SMEG.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2004, 13:28, Reply)
Rose and Fred West. Rose ate Fred.

Then one called bombhead.

If I had a dog I would call it Dave.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2004, 13:28, Reply)
a stray black cat used to come into my old house and beg for food. it used to smell like human body odour and have greasy fur. It was aptly named "sweaty".
(, Thu 26 Feb 2004, 13:27, Reply)
cats and dogs
My first cat's name was PeeWee (yes, after PeeWee Herman) I was like 4 at the time, and LOVED PeeWee's big adventure and bigtop PeeWee.

My dog (who we got a year after PeeWee) was originally going to be called Tinkerbelle. Then I reconsidered and called her Jess after Dog's girlfriend from Footrot Flats (what an awesome comic strip/movie)

PeeWee then proceeded to chase Jess up and down the hallway of our house. He was larger than her at first, but not for long. No matter though, as he was always boss, always beating her up, even tho he grew into a large black tomcat and she into a half lab half ridgeback and was like 5 times his size, he had no inhibitions about scratching her face up if she hassled him.

Then my mum got a cat about 7 years ago and wanted to call him Iggy (Pop), I wanted to call him Todd (Rundgren) but we compromised on Eos (God of Dawn in Greek) cause he is a blue/grey colour. Now he gets called "Asshole" or "Uss" as in (P)uss(y).
(, Thu 26 Feb 2004, 13:01, Reply)
Just remembered
A friend bought a dog and called it Sol, after Sol Campbell. This was when he still played for Spurs.

About a week after getting the dog, Sol Campbell moved to Arsenal.

Dog was renamed Sol-d
(, Thu 26 Feb 2004, 12:54, Reply)

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