Pet Names
I once knew a cat called Lenin. It got diarrhea so they renamed it Trotsky. Tell us the name of your pet - but only if you've got an amusing or interesting reason for it. Tiddles need not apply.
( , Wed 25 Feb 2004, 13:33)
I once knew a cat called Lenin. It got diarrhea so they renamed it Trotsky. Tell us the name of your pet - but only if you've got an amusing or interesting reason for it. Tiddles need not apply.
( , Wed 25 Feb 2004, 13:33)
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My nan
used to have goldfish. I only use the "plural" as they were frequently having to be replaced. Once a fortnight, without fail, Goldfish would float to the top of the tank. We ended up referring to them numerically as "number 16" or "the fish", poor unloved bastards...
turned out the dosy old bat thought that whilst cleaning out the bowl, it was ok to just dump the fish under a running tap, ala dolphins.... though that would have to be a big fuckin tap....
( , Wed 25 Feb 2004, 20:59, Reply)
used to have goldfish. I only use the "plural" as they were frequently having to be replaced. Once a fortnight, without fail, Goldfish would float to the top of the tank. We ended up referring to them numerically as "number 16" or "the fish", poor unloved bastards...
turned out the dosy old bat thought that whilst cleaning out the bowl, it was ok to just dump the fish under a running tap, ala dolphins.... though that would have to be a big fuckin tap....
( , Wed 25 Feb 2004, 20:59, Reply)
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