I hate cats...
...but when my fiancee (who is from the midlands) moved down south to be with me she was devestated at having to leave her two cats behind, so I bought her a beautiful little ginger kitten for her twenty-first birthday.

The cat was sexed in the shop as female. I pointed out to the assistant that ginger fur is a primarily dominant characteristic in males (ginger females are extremely rare) so could she check again? All in all the cat was checked three times.. definately female. So imagine my surprise whent he cat sprouted two hairy testicles a few weeks later. Not so much of a problem, only we'd named the cat Belldandy (after a female anime character).

Of course, this less-than-macho-name was the least of his worries, since (me hating cats and all) he has managed to irritate me to distraction and will now only come to the name that I call him.

Sue isn't too impressed at having a cat named C-U-N-T.
(Orin delurked to post this gibberish on, Thu 26 Feb 2004, 8:43, Reply)