
I once knew a cat called Lenin. It got diarrhea so they renamed it Trotsky. Tell us the name of your pet - but only if you've got an amusing or interesting reason for it. Tiddles need not apply.
( , Wed 25 Feb 2004, 13:33)
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As a child, my mum used to own a cat called Thingy. This was short for Wild Thing. It was scared of the floor. It would climb round the room on the top of all the furniture, then jump on the floor and run upstairs, where it would jump into the toilet if the lid was up.
It would refuse to get out of the toilet until someone flushed it.
I know this sounds like a load of scandellous lies, but both my mum and my uncle swear it's the truth. But then maybe I should have posted this a while back in "Lies Your Parents Told You"...
( , Thu 26 Feb 2004, 10:44, Reply)
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