Pet NamesI once knew a cat called Lenin. It got diarrhea so they renamed it Trotsky. Tell us the name of your pet - but only if you've got an amusing or interesting reason for it. Tiddles need not apply.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 25 Feb 2004, 13:33)
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My stupid catWell, my father owns an apartment building and one day he found a kitten in one of the rooms. The girl renting it left town a week before. Its paw was stuck in a collar up around its neck and it had chewed open a box of meow mix. You would think it was pretty fucking smart. Well she's not. Her official name is Maggie but I call her down syndrome kitty because she only wants you to pet her, if you dont she will rub her stupid head on you, She won't let you hold her-EVER, I have never held her without her freaking out and trying to escape. Oh yeah, and she kind of smells a little funky. She's really dumb. Any time I call her the down syndrome kitty my mom yells at me "She's not retarded!" Lovely mother. Oh, and I have a bird named Lali (pronounced Lolly-but not referring to a lolly pop)
sorry for the long post.
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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 27 Feb 2004, 13:31,
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