Pet StoriesWhen one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
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chthonic, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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ah me, cats.Well one in particular, his name was Hercules (ahem, I was about 7 at the time of naming him) he was like a clean non-smelly scaled down version of Greebo from the Terry Pratchett books (to Americans and aliens, he is a big selling fantasy writer over here, feel free to google him)
As a small fluffy kitten he repeatedly assaulted an alsation by jumping on the back of its neck all claws in be and making a noise to wake the dead. Owner was screaming to get him off and this little spitting ball of fury spilt the blood of no less than 5 people trying to repeatedly remove him....bless
After a couple of months Dog owners started avoiding our house when on walkies.
We have woken up to the usual half chewed bits of small country animals but also watched once as he tried to get through the catflap with a dead rabbit at least the same size as him in his mouth.
Have woken up to find the cat with dead rats and pigeons on the end of my bed looking very proud of himself.
He would and did attack cyclists, i think it was the lycra but this beast was mad, and bad, and fucking loud, half siamese half tomcat, with all the worst traits of both breeds.
His favourite food was for unknown reasons spaghetti and apple pie crusts (apart from anything that moves, good spider eater as well)
much more to come, my cats are odd!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 10:56, Reply)
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