Destructokitten
Watching TV one Sunday evening, i suddenly hear an angry "GETT OUTTA IT!" from elderly neighbour, quickly followed by a loud SMASHing noise! Next thing i see is a huge black furry lump resembling the youngest of my 2 cats hurtle through my lounge, into my bedroom, and under my bed!

I go and look for her to check shes okay (she's fine but in hiding), only to then have a knock on door... It's my elderly neighbour, looking non to happy...

"yes?" i say.

"Would you like to see what your flamin has done to my greenhouse!?" comes the reply.

"Okayy..." i say, and follow him to view what Destructokitten had been up-to...

You see, Minnie (which turned out to be a quite an ironic for the now barrel gutted moggie), had found his greenhouse door open. And, as cats tend to do, begun 'investigating' the seedlings my neighbour had planted a couple of months earlier.

My neighbour spots said cat, and shouts the aforementioned "GETT OUTTA IT!" at large mass of black fur thats happily digging up his precious tiny plantlings.

Minnie, somewhat startled by the octogenarian whos now moving towards her waving a walking stick, decides to make a run for it...

Now... Most sensible felines would gracefully, but swiftly leave the way they came in. But no... Not Minnie. She choses to create her own exit, and she leave via the solid glass panel next to the door, smashing panes and sending shards of glass and plants everywhere...

Cats... cute when they're asleep...
( daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 13:59, Reply)