Pet StoriesWhen one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
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chthonic, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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Ready CatsOk, I'm tired of all the cat posts already, they're boring animals, but if you can't beat 'em and all that...
My friends had really shit parents and they threatened to drown the kittens their three legged cat had recently given birth to. being animal lovers, we all decided to kit-nap them and keep them in my parents' airing cupboard. They lasted about 3 hours and then we found them stone cold and dead. Being a bright child I suggested putting them in the oven for a short while to warm them up and perhaps spark them back to life, no such luck tho. then we had the idea to try them in the microwave. oh my god, i've never laughed so much in my entire life, watching the poor stone cold kittens turning around on the microwave plate.
similarly, we 'rescued' some baby birds from a nest and kept them in a plant pot. they lasted about 5 minutes.
*I'm now vegetarian, plus I have repented for my sins.
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 16:01, Reply)
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