Pet StoriesWhen one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
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chthonic, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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Mostly had catsMy current cat Cassius is a huge black part siamese thing which I got from RSPCA Bawtry..Funny stories-While making breakfast one morning went to get eggs from fridge, while I was gone Cassius managed to get bacon from scolding hot frying pan and eat it. One evening brought in a huge live dove through the cat flap, as said bird was still alive and viable tried to rescue it...Cassius promptly legs it into the night...About 3 hours later am playing on my computer and hear a crunching noise from under the table...yep Cassius has brought now tortured to death dove back in and has started eating it from the head down- had reached the doves shoulders(?).
Also lodger had a mutt called Barney who would steal ANYTHING- the only thing to defeat him was a big pile of ground ginger I had left as a trap...Also knocked and broke a bottle of vodka and lapped up about half remaining booze...Acted very strangely for rest of evening...Finally my lodger had to discipline him severely after he 'ate' his wood elf army and most of my diabetes pills in one evening....
I f*cking hate dogs.... cats rule
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:20, Reply)
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