Pet StoriesWhen one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
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chthonic, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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my brotherwent round to a mate's house when he was about 14. he was lying on his front watching tv when their adolescent but big and black and hairy as fuck doberman jumped on his back and began to shaft him through his jeans.
my brother was screaming and yelling but his mate was laughing too hard to do anything. jay had to lie there until it was finished, feeling its horrible hard doggy dick poking at his bum cheeks and its rancid breath panting quicker and quicker and then slowly and with satisfaction in his ear.
when he told me this years later, i was scarred and horrified. "why the hell didn't you stop it?" i asked.
"would you stop a fucking doberman in that state?" he snarled back... good point...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:35,
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