Pet StoriesWhen one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
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chthonic, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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cat death - lolImagine, Partets go away, shopping arrived (crisps, larger and more larger) mates arrive and pizza on the way....
Many beers later and pizza delivery imminent I hear a knock at the door. Stumbling to get up I think "yay pizza here" only to find some guy who lives near there... "you own a black cat" he askes. Now nothing to hide but my cat did steal sealed packs of cheese and food from people and bring it back (once he got half a cooked chicken home!) I was hesitent to reply incause this was the case but then the words "its dead round the back appeared"... Sadly I pick the dead cat up and loosly cover it and just getting home when the pizza turns up... "yes its a dead cat" i reply which was bad enough but when two VERY drunk people try to bury a stiff cat in a very hot summer when the ground is mostly clay.... now thats comedy. Being able to dig a small hole and pushing the dead, stiff thing into a tiny hole somehow was bloody funny...
Funny at the time but prob crap to read.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 0:26, Reply)
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