Chocolate
As an avid reptile/amphibian lover, I have a growing menagerie of lovely ectotherms claiming every free cornier of the apartment we share with our girlfriend. The iguana, dear Bombshell, has been with me for a good many years now, and has apparently in that time developed a taste for chocolate, to the point where it is unsafe to leave any such tasty treat lying about when the lizard is on the roam. I can recall one occasion when, having labored over a batch of chocolate chip cookies, I left the try out on the counter to cool while I attended to some other matter which I don't recall now. Returning several minutes later, I found our elated green menace happily gorging herself on my fresh cookies, being sure to sample each and all. She has also been known to squeeze her way into cabinets and pantries in search of a fix, notably devouring an entire party-sized bag of Hershey Kisses. She was, of course, shitting bright, multicolored bits of foil for weeks (slow reptilian metabolism, and all). It should probably be noted that Bombshell is, in fact, male, but she's been female in our minds for so long now (we had some sexing issues when she was younger) that we've never been able to switch to using the proper pronouns when referring to her.
(dendrojoshidae, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 4:27, Reply)