Pet Stories
When one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
When one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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put another vote in for cats
I've always had 'em. Currently we've got two sibling Siamese named Izzy and Miranda who are... wow, I think they're turning 9 at the end of this month. Time fliiiiies.
Despite the fact that they're from the same litter, Miranda is skinny and angular and looks like a 'modern' Siamese, while Izzy has a round face and is enormously overweight, like an old-fashioned "apple-head" Siamese. No one really knows why.
Being Siamese, they're both very talkative, and like to hold conversations with people where they make a yowling noise, you repeat it back to them, they say something else, you repeat that back, and so on until someone gets bored. You end up having conversations like this:
cat: MOW!
person: MOW!
cat: RUH OW!
person: RUH OW!
cat: WOWOW!
person: WOWOW!
etc.
They never make normal meowing noises. In fact, since my previous two cats were also yowlers (a Siamese and a Tonkinese), I didn't even know what real meows sounded like until I made friends in school who had 'normal' cats. The first time I heard a normal meow, after having grown up with cats every day of my life, I had two thoughts. One, "why is it so quiet?" and two, "oh wow, that's what a cat sounds like."
Right now as I type this Izzy is curled up into a happy fat ball of Siamese next to me, twitching and snoring. The snoring sounds like a series of wheezy little whines.
When I die I'd like to come back as a much-pampered Siamese cat.
edit:
Miranda in the front, Izzy in the back.
( , Sat 9 Jun 2007, 7:32, Reply)
I've always had 'em. Currently we've got two sibling Siamese named Izzy and Miranda who are... wow, I think they're turning 9 at the end of this month. Time fliiiiies.
Despite the fact that they're from the same litter, Miranda is skinny and angular and looks like a 'modern' Siamese, while Izzy has a round face and is enormously overweight, like an old-fashioned "apple-head" Siamese. No one really knows why.
Being Siamese, they're both very talkative, and like to hold conversations with people where they make a yowling noise, you repeat it back to them, they say something else, you repeat that back, and so on until someone gets bored. You end up having conversations like this:
cat: MOW!
person: MOW!
cat: RUH OW!
person: RUH OW!
cat: WOWOW!
person: WOWOW!
etc.
They never make normal meowing noises. In fact, since my previous two cats were also yowlers (a Siamese and a Tonkinese), I didn't even know what real meows sounded like until I made friends in school who had 'normal' cats. The first time I heard a normal meow, after having grown up with cats every day of my life, I had two thoughts. One, "why is it so quiet?" and two, "oh wow, that's what a cat sounds like."
Right now as I type this Izzy is curled up into a happy fat ball of Siamese next to me, twitching and snoring. The snoring sounds like a series of wheezy little whines.
When I die I'd like to come back as a much-pampered Siamese cat.
edit:
Miranda in the front, Izzy in the back.
( , Sat 9 Jun 2007, 7:32, Reply)
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