Pet StoriesWhen one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
(
chthonic, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
« Go Back
My cat hates meAnother cat I had really enjoyed shitting in the pot plants, he could just walk outside for a dump, buy oh no, the lazy git can't be arsed to go that far. Hatching a plan we had a couple of robot dogs that have a 'guard mode' where they detect proximity motion and start barking and flashing their eyes red, so we put these by the plant and went out for chips. When we got home, he'd set the dogs alarms off and had a really runny shit on their heads, they looked so sad sitting there with it dribbled all over them.
(
Brandy_Bumwinkle, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 9:41,
Reply)
« Go Back