Pet StoriesWhen one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
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chthonic, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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I pissed on my catWhen my cat was a kitten he use to hang out on top of the toilet seat while I would get ready for work in the morning. His name is Guy.
One morning I had lifted the lid on the toilet and just as I was starting to go Guy jumped (probably thinking the lid was down as usual) in to the toilet. The next thing you know I'm pissing all over him. Because I was laughing so hard I couldn't stop myself from pissing. He was completely soaked.
Lucky for him I didn't eat Asparagus the night before.
I finally pulled him out and gave him a bath. When my wife woke up she wanted to know why the cat was wet. That was a tough one to explain to her.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 13:13, Reply)
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