Pet StoriesWhen one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
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chthonic, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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Dog vomitOnce i was at a party hosted by my friend for her birthday, it was way out in the countryside (in a place called Wombleton of all things) so of course all the people who werent from the place or the outlying villages stayed at hers. Now id managed to consume a large amount of vodka that night, and felt the need to be sick everywere. So of i wobbled to the toilet, but to no avail, the door was locked, so i did the first thing that came to mind, i ran to the door and stuck my head out to be sick, it was bloody dark so i noticed nothing out of the ordinary, and promptly went to sleep after.
I woke in the morning to some very stern looks from her and her parents. Apparantly when i had been sick out the door, their pet jack russel had been outside waiting to come in, and id managed to be sick all over the poor thing.
They cleaned it all of to before i woke so i didn't have to do it, stars!
(, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 13:40, Reply)
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