Pet StoriesWhen one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
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chthonic, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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ThorWe've got this big black cat who's soppy as fuck, he dribbles if you stroke him for over 2 minutes and then proceeds to flick it all over you. He's also got a fetish for duvets and especially sleepingbags, choosing them over the 3 female cats we have in the house. He hardly catches anything, that or he eats it straight after instead of bring it back to the house.
Except one time he did, unlike the other cats who bring us shrews or birds, he brought us a live baby rabbit, how he caught it I'll never know, we ended up having to get him to drop it into a bucket and then releasing it back into the fields.
Length? Well it looks longer now as he's decided to lick his whole crotch clean, the dirty bugger.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 18:47, Reply)
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