Pet StoriesWhen one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
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chthonic, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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and speaking of sarahwe were on holiday in corfu when we were about 18. sarah was on the phone to her mum... asking about her brother... the dog susan... the bird joey... the fish liam and noel...
she came back, and said to us: "ooh you'll never guess, the funniest thing happened at home. mum came downstairs in the morning and liam had gone smaller and changed colour in the night!"
there was a pause. then i was the only one cruel and honest enough to say: "so - liam died and your mum bought you a new one then?"
"no! it just shrunk - and - changed... i'm going to call her back."
turned out the cat was going fishing and kept flicking them out of the tank with its paws. sarah's mum found out when she slipped on the corpses of liam 12 and noel 27 and found the cat perched angrily over the bowl, miaowing because there were no more fish.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 23:45,
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