Pet StoriesWhen one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
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chthonic, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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cat story #55943229020222-CMy cat is a feral farm cat. She's fine now although it was fun for the first few months. It was like owning a large but violent cotton wool ball.
She sits in her little basket on the sofa and gazes adoringly at me most of the time. I was watching her as the basket slipped off and tipped upside down with her underneath. The sheer look of surprise was hysterical enough. However after a moments pause, the basket suddenly ran accross the floor into a wall. It repeated this for a while which was about the funniest thing i've ever seen. Eventually she managed to poke her head out and look at me with a rather dazed and confused expression. She walked past me nonchalanatly with a look that said "yeah whatever".
Note, for all those who dont get on with their cats. Remember, you only Co-exist with them, if they are pissed off with you, just ignore them, dont try to pet your way out of it they will hate you more. Just ignore them except for feeding them for a few weeks, you'll have a new cat i promise.
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 16:11,
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