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When one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?

In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.

(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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Not me
But the other half and I were in bed post, er, fun when the cat came up.

The cat expressed an interest in getting under the quilt so it was duly lifted.

The cat then headed towards my manhood and tried to lick it - damn nearly succeeded too.

Cat was duly thrown out of the bed/room/upstairs...

Edit: There was only 2 of us in bed - and it was NOT a man. She's all woman :o)
(, Mon 11 Jun 2007, 22:34, Reply)

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