Pet StoriesWhen one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
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chthonic, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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Could you come with me please sir?......FOAF who is a landscape gardener driving his Land Rover through suburban streets on his way home one summers evening a white cat bolts out from between two parked cars and BAMM nothing he could do hits it, he propmptly slams on his brakes and has a look to see what the damage is, when he walks round to the parked cars and see's an unconscious but breathing white cat laying on the pavement he decides that he can't leave a helpless animal to die slowly so does nothing more than grab a spade from the back of the landy and smashes the moggys head in to put it out of its misery (noble sentiments I hear you say) then chucks it in a sack and goes home to bury the unfortunate puss.
Fast forward about an hour and there's a knock at the door, he opens it to find 2 coppers and a frought pensioner on his door step....
Turns out that said old lady had a white cat that enjoyed basking on the hot pavement during the summer days just like this one when a big burly brute come along and bashed kittys head in, guy explains what happened from his point of view and the cops take him outside to his landy and on closer inspection find a flat cat between grill and radiator. Oooops ; )
(, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 10:28, Reply)
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