Pet StoriesWhen one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
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chthonic, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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Only yesterdayIt was one of my mates' birthdays, so we all had a bit of an all day drinking session. Only we brought along Izzy for the ride.
Izzy is a Staffordshire Mastiff cross, so she looks really, really mean - all jaw muscles and chest.
In reality, she's a massive softy, but to the uninitiated, you'd never believe it. The other thing she does, that scares the crap out of people is barking when she wants attention. It sounds quite aggressive, but she just wants to be stroked.
Anyway - one of mates, having been drinking all day was getting a bit lairy. These two lads walked into the bar, and my mate shouted "KILL IZZY! KILL!".
They looked pretty scared, but got their drinks and sat down quite near us. Izzy at this point decided she wanted a stroke, so ran up to them barking.
One of the guys almost ended up standing on his chair and the other one just adopted the foetal position and closed his eyes.
We were pissing ourselves, but I do apologise - if that was you - you were never in any danger.
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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 12 Jun 2007, 11:33,
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