Oscar The One Eyed Booger Cat From Hell
When I met my wife, she had a cat, Oscar was his name. By far the toughest cat that ever lived. Firstly, he was big, I mean big, like a small to medium sized dog.
he was found wandering the high way as a kitten and taken in by my dearest. As he grew, he bullied her otherwise monsterous german shepphard. The dog eventually got tired of having his food stolen and big the cat on the head, blinding him in one eye. Think that stopped him? think again.
Some years later he came scratching at the door to be let in, when the door opened he shot into the house and hid under the bed for several hours. When he came out, his eye (blind one luckily) was hanging from his head. Yes, he'd been shot in the eye.
Complete lack of depth perception didn't stop him either, he still hunted and caught anything from chip monks to woodchucks with ease. Still kicked the dog's ass too. He broke a tooth in a fight which lead to a drooling problem, didn't stop him! Last interesting thing he did before we left New York was discover a nest of rattle snakes beneath the house, where he waged a campaign of terror. Over a period of several days he systematically killed the baby snakes, bringing them into the house for display purposes, before finally dragging the dead mother through the cat flap. How many of your cats killed a family of snakes that could drop you with barely more than a look?
That's what I thought.

Length? about three and a half feet, plus the rattle.
(The Cosmic Fool Became aware that the bird is indeed the word on, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 13:59, Reply)