Pet StoriesWhen one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
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chthonic, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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Monkey BusinessMy grandfather "acquired" a pet monkey whilst serving with the Navy in South Africa. He taught it simple tricks (as anyone with a monkey would do) and everybody loved my grandfathers monkey.
However, one day it was left unattened for a little too long and ate 200 of my grandfathers cigarettes. My grandfather retaliated by shooting it and throwing it overboard because "I can nick a fucking monkey off anyone, but cigarettes are expensive!"
My grandfather scares me.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 14:25, Reply)
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