Pet StoriesWhen one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
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chthonic, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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DegusWe own two degus - which for a while were quite popular, but most people still havent got the first clue as to what they are. They seemed sweet and innocent at the time, looking like a cross between a gerbil and a chinchilla.
However, the sweetness was lost very soon afterwards when we found out what they were really like. The (two brothers) seem to have an obsession with anal, incestual rape. All the time. They've also taken to only doing a poo when one of them is in their wheel, running full pelt, and the other one is above, dropping pellets of feces on top of the wheel, to fling them from the cage. This primitive poo cannon has led to poo in the TV, poo in peoples shoes, and poo in drinks and food. The little sods.
The worst they've behaved is recently when I was cleaning out their cage. As I was standing trying to fix their little house, they both came and sat on my feet - one on each, and looked up at me. Looking down, I decided not to move as it was too cute a moment to miss. However, I moved pretty bloody quickly when I realised they weren't merely sitting there, but weeing - no, Synchronised weeing on both of my feet. So I was left stranded with two mental rodents running about and two soaking feet, covered in the most disgusting smelling wee you could imagine.
Little arses.
(, Wed 13 Jun 2007, 15:39, Reply)
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