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When one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?

In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.

(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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Sloppy's mess
We used to have a pet dog Sloppy who was really gross. His favourite thing was to eat his shit, then sick it up then pour the sick into his arse-end via a funnel, then shit it out again, then eat it all, then sick it back up, then funnel it back into his arse, then shit it out, then eat it, then sick it all back up again. This could go on for hours.

How we laughed. And retched.

Then my parents bought a TV and life was never the same again
(, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 11:18, Reply)

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