Petty OfficialsBob de Bilde says: A traffic warden threatened to call the police and have me arrested because "It's illegal to take photos in the street. You might be a paedophile". I was taking a picture of a funny street sign, over which I had no plans to masturbate. Tell us about petty officials talking bollocks.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:05)
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I work in a garage next to a doctor's surgeryThe other day the doctor's receptionist had some trouble starting her car and popped in to see if somebody could take a look.
I told her she had to telephone and ask for somebody to come out, "because that's the way it's done" so she stood in front of my desk, got her mobile out and called me and asked if somebody could come and look at her car.
Unfortunately all my mechanics were busy out the back reading Razzle so I told her to call again tomorrow.
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Ghoti Fingers, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 20:21,
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