Petty OfficialsBob de Bilde says: A traffic warden threatened to call the police and have me arrested because "It's illegal to take photos in the street. You might be a paedophile". I was taking a picture of a funny street sign, over which I had no plans to masturbate. Tell us about petty officials talking bollocks.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:05)
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I once tried to buy a packet of Marlboroughs from some shitty local pub as I was passing.They had a machine, but it was kept behind the bar, so you had to request the barman to operate it for you. Now this was the kind of place where they all stopped and stared the moment anyone new entered; the barman wasn't going to allow me use of the machine for without buying a drink.
I didn't want a drink, and I was in a hurry, so instead offered up £10 for a £5 packet. This was not accepted. Eventually I simply bought "1 of whatever this gentleman is drinking, and the cigarettes" for £7 in total.
Baffling.
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