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Bob de Bilde says: A traffic warden threatened to call the police and have me arrested because "It's illegal to take photos in the street. You might be a paedophile". I was taking a picture of a funny street sign, over which I had no plans to masturbate. Tell us about petty officials talking bollocks.

(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:05)
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Eyeballing me?

I was driving through Seaford, East Sussex once and accidentally caught the eye of a fat policeman in his car at the lights.

He tailed me for about six miles.

And when I pulled up to another set of lights, he pulled down his window and said 'Were you eyeballing me son?'

Cunt.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 3:39, 2 replies)
"Were you eyeballing me son?"
"Only because of gravitational lensing."
(, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:55, closed)
Well, were you eyeballing him?

(, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 12:15, closed)

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