
Bob de Bilde says: A traffic warden threatened to call the police and have me arrested because "It's illegal to take photos in the street. You might be a paedophile". I was taking a picture of a funny street sign, over which I had no plans to masturbate. Tell us about petty officials talking bollocks.
( , Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:05)
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I was driving through Seaford, East Sussex once and accidentally caught the eye of a fat policeman in his car at the lights.
He tailed me for about six miles.
And when I pulled up to another set of lights, he pulled down his window and said 'Were you eyeballing me son?'
Cunt.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 3:39, 2 replies)

"Only because of gravitational lensing."
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:55, closed)
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