Ah wonderful
There is something beautiful about seeing an idiot copper in it's full glory. I think I'd have walked away from that one with a happy spring in my step.
(teasus likes tea, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:47, 1 reply)

I knew a plastic plod once
Him and a proper copper had to detain some thug, who came out fighting.
Seeing his mate being given a bit of a kicking, the PCSO decided to use his pepper spray.

"I hadn't taken account of windage" I think were his words.

Tears pouring out of his eyes he managed to call for backup. At the station he had to log the weapon discharge, which he put as a "misfire".
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:07, closed)

alright, lift perv

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 18:17, closed)

alright office sex pest and rape suspect

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 19:49, closed)

Your rapal status is of no concern to me.
But what I dislike is your taking an ancient old story and posting it as something a mate told you happened to them. Where do you think you are? Please, just treat this place with a bit of respect, okay?
(SlantedScience, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 23:35, closed)

100% true
Well the chap certainly told it to me. This was about 15 years ago I suppose.

As for the validity of his statement, I can't vouch for that. He was the sort of person to become a PCSO though, so I doubt he'd be that interesting to make something up.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 8:16, closed)