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Bob de Bilde says: A traffic warden threatened to call the police and have me arrested because "It's illegal to take photos in the street. You might be a paedophile". I was taking a picture of a funny street sign, over which I had no plans to masturbate. Tell us about petty officials talking bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:05)
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Fortunately my office is full of daily mail readers so I just look normal.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:44, 1 reply)
That description
Says angry compulsive masturbator more than Daily Mail reader to me.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:55, closed)
You're assuming they're different things here.
Have you ever looked at Mail Online? There's more child pom on there than /board.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:56, closed)
I never look at mail online
It compels me to masturbate.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 14:02, closed)
^ fucks kids

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 14:40, closed)
^ Wanted an amnesty on internet noncery.

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 15:06, closed)
I made it all up anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 15:19, closed)
Ow!
My illusions!
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:05, closed)

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