Petty OfficialsBob de Bilde says: A traffic warden threatened to call the police and have me arrested because "It's illegal to take photos in the street. You might be a paedophile". I was taking a picture of a funny street sign, over which I had no plans to masturbate. Tell us about petty officials talking bollocks.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:05)
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It's too viscous to pass through that gauge of needle.And also ... it was a soldier, not a pickpocket. I dunno how he'd swap my medication while politely handing me a plastic bag.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:03,
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Bloke was at least 18 stone.If he was a ninja then we're all doomed.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:22,
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i sat in front of someone who looked like him on the way out to miamiwhen we got there, he wobbled to his feet, and yanked the storage bin open, clean onto his own head with a thunk that reverberated right along the plane.
SONOFABITCH!!!!! he yelled.
fuck me it was hard not to laugh. only the thought that he could have ripped my scrawny girl arms off and beaten me to death with them kept my face straight.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:35,
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