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Bob de Bilde says: A traffic warden threatened to call the police and have me arrested because "It's illegal to take photos in the street. You might be a paedophile". I was taking a picture of a funny street sign, over which I had no plans to masturbate. Tell us about petty officials talking bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:05)
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Trolling is not the same as being a bombastic bellend.
Trolling requires subtlety and restraint. He's no more a troll than Albert Liemallow.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 10:56, 3 replies)
Either way it's fun.
Everyone else is just boring... they trot out the same old tired PC arguments, and no-one listens. Then Farage stands up and it's free flowing insults, with all the bored faces suddenly clouded over with unconcealed anger, until he sits down again.

^^ upset in the European parliament.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:03, closed)
Eh?
He hardly ever attends, let alone speaks. And on the rare occasions that he does, nobody pays him the slightest attention. He's irrelevant to any of the people and groups in control.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:21, closed)
^thinks he's world's best troll

(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:10, closed)
You're fighting a losing battle here.
You're talking to a bunch of people who think that trolling is defined as 'throw a temper tantrum and then claim everyone else are the dicks'.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:48, closed)
^thinks he's world's second best troll

(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:52, closed)
^ third

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 11:56, closed)
Well quite.
When two thirds of the words in a thread were hammered into the keyboard by themselves and every sub-thread ends with some lonely ignored final word then we're into a whole different category of interweb loser.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 12:24, closed)
If you have to insist upon a definition of trolling.
Then you're shit at it.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:04, closed)
Trolling is a specific thing.
You can't just make a dick of yourself and then claim to be a troll. That's not how language works.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:09, closed)
^^ insists upon a definition

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:29, closed)
yeah ... that's how language works, humpty

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:32, closed)
^^ not quite as good at it as Nige.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 13:32, closed)

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