Petty SabotageI once put magnets on my brothers collection of ZX81 cassettes, so when he attempted to play them, they were full of errors and yet apparently undamaged. Can you beat that? Tell us your tales of petty sabotage.
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chthonic, Wed 4 May 2005, 10:59)
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a dish best served coldI was on a rugby club tour a few years ago, it being my first time, I was a tour virgin, and as such, subject to some vile and degrading acts.
Revenge soon sprang to mind, so as me and the other virgins where made to act as the waiters at the evening meal, I carefully removed several empty white wine bottles from the table of twunts who were abusing me, this was easily done as I was wearing a lovely flowing dress ( i'm a 6'5" 17 stone male) I then preceded to take the said white bottles and magicaly refiled them, and having drunk large quantities of strong lager, this was easily done!
I feel the masterstroke of my diabolical act, was to spend 10 minutes running the bottles under a cold tap! It was brilliant I thought, especially when I grabbed some other fool and asked him to take the bottles over to my table !
However the poor lad was intercepteed by the club president and the wine was sent to the top table, with all the top faces from the club. The best thing was, that all the wine was drunk and not a single person complained!!
I was however, seen doing this and later recieved a severe punishment in court.
worth it though!!
Edit. just read the question of the week again. Not really sabotage, still i've written it now so twiddlesticks to you
(, Wed 4 May 2005, 11:26, Reply)
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