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» Weddings

I went to a really emotional wedding the other day, even the cake was in tiers.

Gets coat
(Fri 15th Jul 2005, 19:24, More)

» Restaurants, Kitchens and Bars... Oh my!


woo pop

EDIT: I used to manage bars and nightclubs and acted all Peter Stringfellow for many a year. Drinking heroic quantities of JD and generally living it up.

However, I felt it wasn't the greatest career choice, and decicde to get a proper job. So a year or so away from the bar, I get asked to help out on the bar, free beer and women methinks, so I agree. Problem being I was at a BBQ all day, and was hammered when I got there at 10:45 ( 15mins late, good start) I then preceded to steam into a whole spectrum of drinks, and by 1130, I was gone. I dont remember a thing. Apparently there was comedy dancing, walking around behind the bar with my cock out, smashing of glasses, and a wee bit of falling over, and lots of ignoring customers and generally being a twat.

They paid me.

(Fri 21st Jul 2006, 10:18, More)

» Petty Sabotage

a dish best served cold
I was on a rugby club tour a few years ago, it being my first time, I was a tour virgin, and as such, subject to some vile and degrading acts.

Revenge soon sprang to mind, so as me and the other virgins where made to act as the waiters at the evening meal, I carefully removed several empty white wine bottles from the table of twunts who were abusing me, this was easily done as I was wearing a lovely flowing dress ( i'm a 6'5" 17 stone male) I then preceded to take the said white bottles and magicaly refiled them, and having drunk large quantities of strong lager, this was easily done!

I feel the masterstroke of my diabolical act, was to spend 10 minutes running the bottles under a cold tap! It was brilliant I thought, especially when I grabbed some other fool and asked him to take the bottles over to my table !

However the poor lad was intercepteed by the club president and the wine was sent to the top table, with all the top faces from the club. The best thing was, that all the wine was drunk and not a single person complained!!

I was however, seen doing this and later recieved a severe punishment in court.

worth it though!!

Edit. just read the question of the week again. Not really sabotage, still i've written it now so twiddlesticks to you
(Wed 4th May 2005, 11:26, More)

» The Onosecond

I alway thought the onosecond was the instant i came.

*pulls on trousers and runs*
(Thu 26th May 2005, 21:16, More)

» How I Skive Off Work

i'm a big fan of putting films and cartoons on my phone and watching them at leisure whilst in work, my office isnt visble from the outside, but if anyone walks in, it just looks like i've just come of the phone to a supplier.
(Tue 3rd May 2005, 1:59, More)
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